Wizard World: Dallas 2004 Chicago 2004 Dallas 2004 Chicago 2005 Dallas 2005 The uCrew hit the road and staked out at Wizard World Dallas. Jake Hames, Mike Costa and Big Joe Dogcat joined the crew trying the spread the span of Stay Dead Zombie blood. It was a good time, albeit we got 9 noise violations in 48 hours. Some from the Convention, some from Hotel Security and neighbors on our floor. Friday night Court Jester hosted a show. They are in the middle of their marque song, Stand Up, and security comes in and shuts them down. Even after they paid for the room. Total Bullshit. Brian Quinn, Jay and Silent Bob comics, had a few words with them, some including Fascist and Nazi, and exited the room with the statement, "You can't shut down Rock N Roll!" Quinn has become our personal hero. Jason Mewes stood by and laughed at his friend during his 3 minute tirade about oppression. We got it all on tape. Coming soon. Dr. Octopuss Attacks the uCrew! Hellboy and Scorpion join the uCrew! Dr. Jones: You must buy our DVD. Mr. Class poses for the camera. Joe Elsey, on top of his game. Buy our DVD, bitch! Joe Hard at work. Jones and James Azrael of Court Jester. Joe turns evil and joins forces with the Green Goblin! uCrew Action Pose. Seymore the Security Guy says, "V.1 is numero uno!" uCrew in Action! Dr. Octopuss Attacks the uCrew! Hellboy and Scorpion join the uCrew! Dr. Jones: You must buy our DVD. Tone Rodriguez: Snake Plissken Chronicles Tone Rodriguez signs copies of his Court Jester Illustration. Who ya gonna call?... Do Anything for a sale 1 Do Anything for a sale 2 Do Anything for a sale 3 Do Anything for a sale 4 Jake Hames at an after party, while Jones sleeps. Joe sucking back Captain and Cokes, Jones still sleeping. Jake harrasses the party animal. Jake is the party animal Jake will do anything after enough Captain and Coke. Jones finally awake, had to sneak his pants on while the party ensued. Thanks. Dan Pico's in the House. You Klingon bastards! You killed my son! Jones: 4-toner cartridges and 2 reams of paper, it better look good. Big Joe Dogcat and his 15 inch pythons! Buy a DVD or Dogcat will destroy you! James: These guys are driving my crazy! Court Jester raffles off their bass guitar. The hot chick from Gen-Con wins the bass. Apparently wearing an orange coat and shoes would get your ass kicked at Billy Bob's Honky Tonk. "Let's get out of here before they arrest us! Holyshit, there these 4 assholes mocking the death of JFK. Back, and to the left. Back, and to the left. Dealey Plaza, Elm St. Dallas, TX. Co-conspirator #1. Co-conspirator #1, 2 and 3. Co-conspirator #2 and 4 "That red-neck couple doesn't think we're funny." "I know, let's get the fuck out of here before we get tazered. I don't care, that shit's funny. Frame 290, Zapruder Film 1964. Frame 306, Zapruder Film 1964. Frame 326, Zapruder Film 1964. "Holy Shit! We fucked up history." The motorcade ran Joe over! Man Down! Man Down! "It's all Bullshit." "The C.I.A. did it! Damn it!" "Crack pot with a death wish." "Government Conspiracy." The uCrew withstands the weight of the Democratic Party. Jake Hames will save us. Joe, "Look, I'm JFK." Jake, "It's more like this." The lightening cometh. Jake disciplines himself. The uCrew apologizes if we offended anyone. No we don't!